Lanma and Akane tear down the field, each with a basket in their hands. They pass a sign that says 'Two Miles to The Pond'. The Pond is where they will pass their baskets onto the next person who must go from there.

Lanma: Do you think that you can even make it all the way let alone BEAT me?!

Akane: Yes, I CAN!! *she takes out a giant sledge hammer and hits Lanma on the head with it*

Lanma: You're not allowed to use outside objects!! *he falls behind but eventually catches up* Ha! Even though you cheated I'm STILL going to beat you!

Akane: Yeah right. *she takes out a bucket of water and splashes Lanma*

Female Lanma: What did I JUST remind you of?!

Akane: Gee, I don't know!! *she punts Female Lanma but she accidently punts her TOWARDS the goal!!*

Female Lanma: WAH HA HA HA HA!! *She sticks out her tounge at Akane while waving the basket nice and high where Akane can see it*

Meanwhile at The Pond...

Mousse: *almost moronic* I am going to win this!

Ukyo: Not as long as I'M your competitor!!

Mousse: Is that so?! Well I happen to be an EXCELLENT swimmer! Breast stroke, side stroke FANCY DIVING TOO!! I KNOW THEM ALL!!! *Suddenly, Female Lanma comes out of nowhere and lands on Mousse's head* Why hello Ranma!

Female Lanme: Take the basket you dolt and go!

Mousse: *moronically again* WAH HA HA HA HA!! I HAVE THE BASKET!! See you at the finish line, Ukyo!! *he turns around and dives into the water but just before he hits it he pauses in mid air* Wait...something is wrong here... *then he lands in the water and turns into a duck and begins splashing about*

Ukyo: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!! *points at Mousse and laughs*

Female Lanma: GO MOUSSE!! JUST GO!!

Akane: *off in the distance* UKYO!! CATCH!! *she hurls the basket and Ukyo jumps up and catches it*

Ukyo: I'll see YOU at the finish line! *she jumps in the water, using her spatula as a paddleboard*

Mousse: QUACK!!! *splashes about in the water with the basket around his neck, looking as though the mere weight of it is going to drown him.*

Female Lanma: Oh no. *slaps her forehead* This is so not cool.

Akane: *with horseshoe eyes* So, Ranma, it looks like the Jusenkyo Team and Ryoga is going to lose! I guess that the NON-Jusenkyo is going to win!

Female Lanma: *thinking*What a retard. *stops thinking* Yeah right! Mousse! You're a DUCK!! You're SUPPOSED to be GOOD in the water!!

Mousse: *making that face that's all like 'THAT'S RIGHT!! I AM a duck, now aren't I?!'* QUACK!!!!!! *he suddenly becomes very fast like a motor and speeds right by Ukyo*

Ukyo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Meanwhile at THE PIT OF DOOM!!!

THE PIT OF DOOM!!!! consists mainly of about a mile long gorge with two ropes going across it. Obviously, the people at that point have to walk across the rope to the other side and pass the basket off*

Pantyhose Taro: You know I'm going to beat you.

Kodachi: *laughs like a fool* I don't think so! I will be the winner! I take rhythmic gymnastics so this will be a cinch!

Pantyhose Taro: Feh. *Suddenly, Mousse comes around the corner with a kettle in one hand and a basket in the other while laughing moronically. Ukyo is close behind him because obviously running isn't Mousse's thing and plus, he had to take the time to turn himself back into a HUMAN!!!!*

Mousse: Pantyhose Taro, you can do it!!!

Pantyhose Taro: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

Mousse: Sorry, Pantyhose Taro. *Pantyhose Taro grunts like a big fat female pig and starts walking across the rope*

Ukyo: Take it! *hands the basket to Kodachi and she starts across the rope as well*

After a few minutes...

Mousse: *to Lanma* I think their basket is smaller than ours. What do you think? *hands the basket to Lanma. Lanma ponders for a minute*

Lanma: I think you're right. I mean...*he suddenly pauses as a volcano forms on his head and explodes* Mousse...why do you still have the basket...?

Mousse: Oh! I guess I forgot to give it to Pantyhose Taro!

Akane: WAH HA HA HA HA HA!!

Ukyo: I guess that makes US the winners!!

Lanma: We can still get it to him! *runs over to the edge* PANTYHOSE TARO!!!

Meanwhile with Pantyhose Taro and Kodachi who are practically neck and neck and almost half way to the end*

Kodachi: I think they're calling you!

Pantyhose Taro: Huh? *he turns around to see Lanma and Mousse jumping up and down waving the basket around like silly fools. He groans*

Kodachi: I guess you're going to have to go back and get it! *she laughs foolishly*

Pantyhose Taro: We're gonna lose!! *he looks around and notices that...GASP!! The gorge goes over a river!! HURRAH!! So he jumped in, falls the long distance to the bottom, emerges as a big monster type thingy and flies back to the beginning*

Mousse: Pantyhose Taro! You forgot the basket! *Mousse and Lanma laugh heartily. Pantyhose Taro snatches the basket and flies right over to the other side while laughing at Kodachi*

Kodachi: THAT'S CHEATING!! *Pantyhose Taro reaches the other end and hands the basket to Ryoga*

Ryoga: I shall win this for you Akane!

Pantyhose Taro: *throwing an empty kettle behind him* But she's on the other team.

Ryoga: SILENCE!! *he runs off the scale the huge mountain in front of him* I SHALL WIN!!

Gosenkugi: Where's MY basket?!

Pantyhose Taro: Feh. Your teammate's barely half way there.

Gosenkugi: Oh. *whimpers* I was going to win this race for Akane, too. *Akane, Ukyo, Lanma and Mousse come over with a helecopter and land*

Akane: Kodachi's not here yet?!

Lanma: That was good thinking, Pantyhose Taro.

Mousse: Yeah Pantyhose Taro! I was really impressed!!

Pantyhose Taro: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

Ukyo: That was really cheap, Pantyhose Taro! You cheated!!

Pantyhose Taro: No I didn't! I didn't use a single outside object!!

Ukyo: The RIVER is an outside object!! *everyone on the Jusenkyo Team laughs heartily with horseshoe eyes as they pat Ukyo on the back repeatedly*

Gosenkugi: We're going to lose!! Ryoga is so far ahead! *suddenly, Kodachi appears out of nowhere*

Kodachi: *laughs* We can still win as long as you don't mess up!

Gosenkugi: YAY!! *runs off with the basket*

Meanwhile, somewhere random on the mountain...

Ryoga: I thought there were supposed to be flags! I haven't seen a flag for a long time! *begins searching around* Where am I? *pulls out a map and looks at it...he seems appalled* How...HOW DID I GET WAY OUT THERE?!?! *he is on the other side of the mountain...HAW HAW HAW!!!*

Random Guy: Whoa! You're going out of bounds! The course is about a mile that way!

Ryoga: What? This way?

Random Guy: No, that way! Look at where I'm pointing!

Ryoga: This way?

Random Guy: NO!! LOOK AT WHERE I'M POINTING!!! THERE!!

Meanwhile back on the course...

Gosenkugi: Oh...Ryoga must be so far ahead! I wanted to win this for Akane! Whatever am I going to do? *suddenly, a guy with a helecopter hat comes out of nowhere with Ryoga*

Random Guy: There! You're back on the course!

Gosenkugi: Oh my!

Ryoga: Ha HA!! I shall win this for Akane! *goes to take a step but then turns in the opposite direction at the last second. The Random Guy looks as though he's going to explode so he turns Ryoga around*

Random Guy: See that? That's the finish line! It's just a little further!

Ryoga: Ha ha! I get it! *he begins running off towards the finish line*

Gosenkugi: Um...*he runs off as well*

Meanwhile at the Greased Pole...

Shampoo: Where Ryoga?! We should have advantage!

Kuno: Fear not, I shall not crush you too badly for I do not like to defeat girls!

Shampoo: You think you beat Shampoo? *suddenly, Ryoga runs up, waving his basket high in the air* Ryoga! You make it!

Ryoga: HA HA HA HA!! WIN IT FOR AKANE!!

Shampoo: I win for Ranma!

Ryoga: FOR AKANE!!

Shampoo: RANMA!! *she takes out a bucket of cold water and splashes Ryoga with it. Then she turns around and grabs onto the pole and begins climbing it with the basket in her teeth*

Kuno: Ah, it is only a matter of minutes before my partner shall come barreling over those hills with the basket waving triumphantly in his hands. Then, it will all be over and we shall be the victors. *Gosenkugi taps Kuno on the shoulder. Kuno turns around* Ah, and here he is! Present the basket to me!

Gosenkugi: Um...here? *hands it to Kuno. Kuno turns around and begins to climb up the pole but slides down. Shampoo is having similar problems*

Shampoo: Ug! Pole is slippery! Shampoo cannot climb like this! *she pulls out a bucket of cold water and splashes herself. She claws the pole and just climbs up it as a cat*

Kuno: Inconcievable! I, the Great Tatewaki Kuno, shall not be defeated by a mere feline! *he uses his Kendo stick to easily make it up the pole. But Shampoo is already at the top and rings the bell but then she realizes that she dropped the basket before she rang it. She jumps down to get it but Kuno has already rung the bell*

Kuno: WE WIN!!!!!

Shampoo: *not a cat anymore* I sorry!!

Mousse: It's okay Shampoo! Pantyhose Taro did the SAME thing!!

Pantyhose Taro: And whose fault was THAT?! *a random guy walks over*

Random Guy: I'm sorry but the NON-Jusenkyo Team did not win. Akane used two outside objects, Ukyo used an outside object and Kuno used an outside object. So your team is disqualified. And as for the Jusenkyo Team, Pantyhose Taro, you cheated by using an outside object...

Pantyhose Taro: What?! No! I fell!! How can I help it if I turn into something that can fly?!

Random Guy: Fine, we'll over look that. But Ryoga cheated as well...

Ryoga: No, it was YOUR idea to use the helecopter hat!!

Random Guy: No, I'm talking about the map. And even if we were to over look that, Shampoo still cheated. So no one wins. It was a draw.

Mousse: Go us, Ranma! We are not cheaters! *they make up a secretive handshake*