Ryoga, Mousse, Kuno, Shampoo and Akane: GO LANMA!!! *Captain Lanma emerges from the ground and flies around while demonstrating his super powers*

*The scene fades and reopens showing Ryoga, Mousse, Kuno, Shampoo and Akane (AKA 'The Planeteers') in a local park while planting trees, picking up trash and all that other stuff*

Ryoga: *speaking in a African accent* Today is such a wonderful day!

Mousse: Yes, it certainly is wonderful.

Kuno: *speaking in a Russian accent* Da! And it's a wonderful day to pick up trash!

Shampoo: No be silly, Kuno! All days is good to pick up trash!

Akane: *speaking in a South American accent* And to do other things to help the enviorment! *they all laugh heartily when suddenly, an image of Kodachi's head appears out of nowhere*

Kodachi's Head: Greetings Planeteers! I just want to call in to tell you that Dr. Pantyhose Taro is at it AGAIN!!

Ryoga: Where is he this time?!

Kodachi's Head: He's polluting the bay. There are innocent sea lions there who can't swim about when it's being polluted.

Shampoo: How could he?! Those poor sea lions!

Akane: Doesn't he know that that is also the town's resavoir?!

Mousse: We must do something!

Kuno: To the Geo Cruiser!! Kodachi's Head: Hurry Planeteers. *they all run over towards their little yellow transport...thing and get in. They ALL buckle their seatbelts and put on helmets and elbow pads* The screen wavers and it now shows Pantyhose Taro at the bay with a huge machine. The machine is senselessly spitting out pollution into the water as sea lions cry and jump around. Dr. Pantyhose Taro laughs evilly at their expense*

Dr. Pantyhose Taro: WAH HA HA HA HA!! Because I am polluting this water, I can prove a point!! The point? I'm not quite sure of yet! *he pulls out a flamethrower and starts to burn the forest down as he polluts the water. He calls in his little men and they all come in and begin digging up the ground with their...ground diggers. Then he starts to smoke*

Screen wavers again and shows the planeteers...

Ryoga: This is horrible!! Mousse, you and I will take care of Dr. Pantyhose Taro and his machine, Kuno and Shampoo, you two take care of putting out the fire and Akane, you try to persuade those poor misguided men to stop digging up the ground!

Everyone including Ryoga: RIGHT!! *they all jump out of the Geo Cruiser with parachutes. You're kind of left the wonder what happened to the Geo Cruiser...maybe Akane's pet walrus, Suchi, took over...*

Ryoga: STOP!! STOP!!

Dr. Pantyhose Taro: NEVER!! I WILL NEVER STOP!!!

Mousse: Why are you doing this?! It isn't right!

Dr. Pantyhose Taro: You would never understand, Planet Pukes!

Ryoga: I didn't want to have to resort to violence! EARTH!! *he fires his Earth powers at the ground and the machine falls into a big hole*

Dr. Pantyhose Taro: NOOOOOOOOOO!! I worked so long on building that!!

Mousse: Now will you stop?!

Dr. Pantyhose Taro: NEVER!!

Mousse: You leave me no other choice!! FIRE!! *he shoots his Fire powers at Dr. Pantyhose Taro and puts his hair on fire*

Dr. Pantyhose Taro: NOOOOOOO!! *he dives into the water but it's not really water anymore...it's pollution.* Ah! I love the feeling of freash pollution on my skin! Now I am even more powerful than before!! *he begins to grow very large and then I said meanwhile...*

Shampoo: If only Shampoo's ring could generate water instead of move it!

Kuno: I think my powers of wind are just making it worse. Oh look!! A puddle! How lucky!

Shampoo: Is only inch deep! But still work!! WATER!!! *she uses her powers of wind on the puddle. Even though it was only an inch deep, what seems like fifty gallons comes out and puts out the fire*

Kuno: Nice job, Shampoo! You put out the fire.

Shampoo: Is nice. But still, animals lose homes! Forest is burned down!

Kuno: Hm...I suppose we should plant some trees! I saw a tree store about a block away!

Shampoo: Sound good!

MEANWHILE!!!

Akane: Don't you understand?! There's no point in digging up all this earth! You're just polluting the world!

Random Guy: ...How is digging polluting the world?

Akane: So sue me, I'm a Planeteer.

Random Guy: Well, I have to do this because Dr. Pantyhose Taro is paying me lots of money!

Akane: He won't pay you! All he wants is the ground dug up! Once you finish, he'll run for it and then the world would be polluted and you wouldn't have any money!

Random Guy: How do you know he's not going to pay me?

Akane: Don't you WATCH 'Captain Planet'?

Random Guy: Yes. I just want to be difficult.

Akane: So you'll stop?

Random Guy: Of course!! *he stops digging up the ground*

Ryoga: This isn't working! Let our powers combine!! EARTH!!

Mousse: FIRE!! *all the other Planeteers appear out of nowhere*

Kuno: WIND!!!

Shampoo: WATER!!

Akane: HEART!!

Captain Lanma's Booming voice from the heavens: By your powers combined, I am Captain Lanma!!

Planeteers: GO LANMA!! *Captain Lanma and Dr. Pantyhose Taro begin to fight in the background and Captain Lanma is somehow swatted into the pollution*

Shampoo: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! WATER!!! *she washes off Captain Lanma*

Female Captain Lanma: Thanks for the help, Shampoo!! *Female Captain Lanma melts Dr. Pantyhose Taro and everyone lives happily ever after. THE END!!*