Shampoo: Why you turn friendly fortune cookie game into dirty jokes?

Lanma: It's more fun that way. They say that you can add 'in bed' at the end of each fortune and that's what they're REALLY getting at.

Mousse: Really? I was getting at nothing of the sort when I wrote a few of them...

Shampoo: Stupid! We no write them!!

Mousse: Oh right! He he.

Ryoga: Why don't you open one first then Ranma? *Ranma opens up a fortune cookie looks at the paper*

Lanma: 'Today, you will get in touch with your femine side.'

Ryoga: In bed. Wow, it DOES work!

Lanma: Shut up!!

Akane: You guys are so immature! *she opens hers* 'Father's advice may come in handy.'

Lanma: In bed...*he pauses* WAIT!! NO!!!

Akane: No way!! Don't even THINK about it, Ranma!!

Lanma: I WASN'T!!

Kasumi: You two are so silly! This is mine. 'Go out and do something with your life.' *no one dared to befoul Kasumi's mind and add 'in bed to hers* Hm...maybe I should listen to my fortune!

Nabiki: 'Someday, your greedy nature shall lead you to undoing.' *she pauses* I suppose that would make sense with the in bed rule.

Kuno: Corrupted Tendo girl.

Ryoga: *opens up his fortune cookie and before he reads it over first, he reads:* 'Your secrets will not stay secret forever.' DAHH!!

Lanma: *getting his dumb voice for a second* Even without the in bed rule, it's pretty funny. I wonder which secrets they're talking about. Hahahahaha.

Ryoga: SHUT UP!! *hits Lanma over the head with some random object that he just so happen to pick up*

Mousse: 'You can't hide everything, especially not your true feelings.'

Lanma: In bed!! MAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mousse: This doesn't predict anything. I'm pretty much an open guy about my feelings.

Shampoo: Hm...Shampoo open this one! *she goes to open one but Mousse stops her*

Mousse: No, Shampoo!! Open this one!! *she shrugs and opens the one that Mousse gave her*

Shampoo: *reads it over* STUPID!! You no suppose to personalize!!

Kodachi: I can't wait to hear what it says! *she laughs foolishly*

Shampoo: You no going to hear. Is too stupid. *before she can destroy the fortune, however, Lanma grabs the paper*

Lanma: It says 'Shampoo, marry me!' *he laughs knavishly*

Akane: You have such a sick mind with the in bed thing!!

Ukyo: Hey Shampoo, I thought you said NO personalizing! What's up with this one? 'You small business soon be failure.'

Shampoo: Shampoo no write that one.

Ukyo: Liar!! Of course you did!!

Ryoga: Sorry, Ranma, I don't think you can add 'in bed' at the end of one like that.

Kuno: Mine says, 'You are devilishly handsome'.

Shampoo: Shampoo no remember write one like that...Mousse!! You idiot!! Why you write something like that?!

Mousse: I didn't!!

Lanma: *yoinks paper out of Kuno's hand* Kuno, you freaking moron, that's not what it says! It says 'Sometimes silence is the best answer.' *he laughs*

Nabiki: What's so funny?

Lanma: IN BED!!

Kasumi: Oh my.

Kodachi: Looks like I'm the last one!

Kuno: What does it say, twisted sister?

Kodachi: 'You are full of hopes about your future.' Um...okay...oh! In bed! Ranma darling!!

Akane: RANMA!!!

Lanma: Don't look at me! I didn't write these!!

Shinnosuke: Mine says 'An old friend will come calling.' *everyone pauses and stares at Shinnosuke*

Mousse: Who the hell are you?

Shinnosuke: I am Shinnosuke. DUH.

Lanma: Yeah...an old friend will come calling...IN BED! HAHAHAHAH!! Who's the old friend, Shinnosuke?!

Shinnosuke: I don't remember.

Sarutoru: I got a good one!! 'You will revisit old roots!' Wait...no...that's not a good one I guess. Especially after you add 'In bed' at the end.

Ryoga: Why are YOU here?!

Ukyo: You weren't invited!!

Sarutoru: Are you really going to try and deny me of my Fast Wonk?

Shampoo: This no Fast Wonk!!

Lanma: Is anyone ELSE here who shouldn't be?!

Mint: Me!

Lime: And me!

Lanma: Okay...whatever. Just tell us what your fortunes are.

Mint: I'm not too thrilled about mine. It says 'You will be launched into oblivion.'

Mousse: Oh right! That one was meant for Ranma. *Lanma looks under his seat to see a lit rocket that's almost at the end of it's...THING*

Lanma: Very funny. *he tosses the rocket out the window*

Mousse: Aw, shucks.

Lime: And finally, this is mine: 'Please reorder fortune cookie.' Does that mean that I don't even get a fortune? How...UNFORTUNATE!!!

Everyone: HAW HAW HAW!!!