The Secret to Kuno's Unusually Small Head!!
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Okay, we can pretty much say the the Lanma 1/2 are a pretty normal looking group of cartoon characters right? Well, they're not, just say they are...okay? I mean, they've got regular human characteristics and proportions...right? But all of this is SMASHED when you see KUNO!!

ARGH!! WHAT KIND OF NORMAL HUMAN BEING HAS A HEAD THAT SMALL?!

*ahem* I must have lost my prodigious coolness for a second there. *gets control*

Okay...as you can see, Kuno's head is about HALF the normal size of the other characters with pretty much normal sized heads. *Plays with monocle* The mystery of Kuno's tiny head has been a mystery to us for many eons...until now...

While wondering through the jungle, Kuno (with a normal sized head) comes across a small hut. Since he didn't know why he was in the jungle or how he got there, he figured "WHAT THE HELL?!" and walked right in.

Standing in the corner appearing to be doing some sort of interpretive dance that only adults should see was a naked man with face paint all over him and a big stupid mask covering his face.

Upon seeing Kuno, he started ranting in his native tongue which consisted of numerous tongue clicks, lip smacks and nonsense words. Luckily, Kuno spoke this particular language so he was able to communicate with this strange man.

"Hey? Don't you ever knock when coming into someone's house?!?" yelled the naked guy. (For now, until he introduces himself, his name is Naked. Sorry for the inconvenience folks, he shall be severly punished for this.)

"Sorry, I thought this was just a hut in the jungle with an inferior jungle man inside doing some sort of incantation." replied Kuno as he backed away slowly.

"I CHALLENGE YOU!!" yelled Naked. Kuno, of course, had no idea what Naked was talking about because even though he could mysteriously speak two languages, one half unknown, he was not a god like us.

Then Naked pulled out a long rubber tube and held it up. "The object of this game is to blow into the tube as hard as you can so that your opponent goes flying into the wall because of the force of your air!" Kuno got a retarded little drop. He thought this game to be stupid and impossable.

So Kuno put his mouth on one end of the tube and Naked put his on the other end and they both began a-blowin'

Unfortunately, Kuno was not a professional blower (you know, the kind people PAY to see) so he was blown into the wall within seconds. "I AM THE CHAMPION ONCE AGAIN!!" yelled Naked as he held his arms in the air and spread his legs and strutted around the room like a big ugly naked stuffed animal. Then he turned to Kuno. "Now for your punishment!!"

He started laughing diabolically and the camera went to the outside of the hut so that we could pull through with this without actually showing it since our budget is not high enough to actually show the graphics of Kuno's punishment. We only get to see Kuno slowly walk out of the hut with his head hung low.

WAIT!! His head isn't hanging low!! It's just LOOKED like it cause it's REALLY small!! OH DEAR GOD!! POOR KUNO!!

Kuno learned his leason. Never challenge naked witchdoctors to a rousing game of "blow into the tube as hard as you can so that the other person goes flying backwards into the was because of the force of your air". Now he is forced to live with this horrible fate forever. *sigh*

*Adjusts monocle again* And there you have it.
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