Ranma's name has been LEGALLY changed to LANMA!!
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Ranma: *wakes up one morning and yawns and stretches* YAAAAAAWNNNNN!! Oh boy! What a beautiful day!

Genma: *Writing on a sign for he is a panda since for some reason he appears to LIKE being a panda as much as possible* MORNING SON!!

Ranma: GOOD morning father!! My, you're looking swell today!! *he throws off his blankets to reveal that he is ALREADY wearing his clothes. He gets up and his bed magically makes itself in the background as he merrily struts to the kitchen while humming contently*

Akane: *sitting down at the table with a feast layed out on the table* Good morning Ranma! My, it's a lovely day, isn't it?

Ranma: Yes it is! *he sits down and takes a big whiff of the food* And this smells lovely as well! You didn't make ALL of it did you?!

Akane: *blush* Oh you! *She takes off her oven mitts* Yes, I made it all...and it's ALL for YOU!!

Ranma: *pointing to himself* All for ME?!

Akane: *smiling all-too-happily* All for you!

Ranma: *Kisses her on the cheek and then stands up* Musn't be late for school!! *he grabs his already made lunch and dashes out the door to leave while the rest of the family stands outside the doorway bidding him farewell*

Tendo: *with tears in his eyes* Goodbye m'boy!!

Ranma: *skipping down the street while waving his Speed Racer lunch box* Tra la la la la la la... *he suddenly bumps into someone and falls over*

Ryoga: Oh DEAR!! *puts out his hands to help Ranma up* Wait...Ranma...RANMA SAOTOME?! I haven't seen YOU for a while!! *he gives Ranma a hearty hug*

Ranma: RYOGA!! How have you been?! WOW!! Just like old times!! *They do a secretive handshake that includes many slaps and skips and hugs and twirls and when they're done, they laugh warmly and embrace*

Ryoga: So where are you off to, dear friend?

Ranma: Why, I'm off to get an education! *looks at his watch* Oh my! Ryoga, I hate to split but I must hurry and get to school!

Ryoga: No problem friend for I am going that very same way! Shall we walk together?

Ranma: Why YES I would like that very much!! *they join hands and skip down the street, off to school*

Akane: *standing at the school* Welcome to Furikan High, Ranma and Ryoga! I suppose you're here for the same reason I am!!

Ryoga: We sure are! That is, if you're here for an education like we are!

Akane: I certainly am! *they all link arms (Akane in the middle of course, so they can be fair) and skip inside to their classroom only to be confronted by Kuno*

Kuno: Good afternoon classmates who are younger than I! If any of you wish for a Kendo tutor, do not hesitate to ask me for help for I would be happy to oblige!

Ranma: And I'm up for giving you lessons in the marial arts! But you know that, Kuno you dog! *lightly punches Kuno's chin. They all laugh warmly and skip off to their classes.*

Random Teacher: Good morning class!!

Class: Good morning Mr. Random Teacher!!

Random Teacher: The sun is shining, the birds are singing and it's simply a MARVOLOUS day so I have decided to declare this day a holiday! We will call it: MARVOLOUS DAY!! *class cheers and runs outside to frolic in the morning sun*

Shampoo: Hello Ranma, Ryoga, Kuno and Akane! Mousse and Shampoo were in neighborhood so we think we stop by and play!

Mousse: That's right! OH!! I see you're playing TAG!! I LOVE tag!!

Ranma: Join right in you guys! Kuno's 'it'!

Kuno: Oh you silly boys!! Oh...and GIRLS!! *they all chuckle warmly but then abruptly stop and start playing tag again*

And then suddenly...CRASH BOOM!! The heavens were enraged because everyone was WAY too happy today!! Drops of water fell from the thick black sky!! In other words, it was raining!

Female Ranma: Oh MY!!

Akane: Oh you four are so FUNNY since you turn into different things!

Kuno: Oh my lord! I DO believe my I.Q. just raised a few notches! Now I know that Ranma and Female Ranma are the same people!

Akane: And now I know that P-Chan is Ryoga!

Everyone else: AND WE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT MOUSSE, SHAMPOO AND RANMA!! *they all chuckle warmly as a black circle engulfs them*


Um...what were we talking about at the beginning? Why we call Ranma Lanma? Um...oops...we're so silly that way! We kind of got offtrack...well, here's the story:

In the song, the little singing people say 'LANMA!!' instead of 'RANMA'!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!


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