REASON'S WHY THEY ARE NOT BROTHERS!!!
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They're Not Brothers.
Okay, you're thinking: WHY THE HELL IS THIS INSANE MORON MAKING A SITE ALL ABOUT THE FACT THAT MOUSSE AND RYOGA AREN'T BROTHERES?! Well, here's the answer to your question: Because we can.

So, here are reasons why we think that Mousse and Ryoga are definitely NOT brothers:

1. Because Gomamon Digivolves to Ikkakumon. If that's not a good reason, I don't know what is.

2. Because Kuno's head is too small. What?! You want a reason relating to Ryoga and Mousse? As if those aren't good enough! You expect so much out of me! FOAM!!! Fine, here they are.

3. Look at them! They don't look the same!

4. Mousse has LONG hair and Ryoga has...SHORT hair!

5. Mousse turns into a duck and Ryoga turns into a pig and ducks and pigs are NOT in the same family...thing. So if they were brothers, wouldn't they both be the same animal?!

6. Bad vision is hereditary! Ryoga...can see pretty well, but he's a moron and can't direct himself anywhere.

7. MOUSSE IS CHINESE AND RYOGA IS JAPANESE!!!

8. Mousse kinda looks like a girl so how can he be brothers with Ryoga if he's REALLY female?! *glare*

9. Ryoga has fangs and Mousse doesn't!!

10. Mousse just uses weapons whereas Ryoga uses his hands. If they were brothers, don't you think their father would teach them the SAME way of fighting?

11. If Ryoga was Mousse's brother, wouldn't his name be...SOAP?! Or CONDITIONER?! Or SOMETHING to that extent?!

12. Mousse openly shows his love towards Shampoo but Ryoga hides his love towards Akane.

13. Mousse calls Ryoga a 'Porcine Ingrate'. Um...what kind of brother would call his brother a porcine ingrate?! THAT'S JUST MEAN!!

14. Ryoga is much shorter than Mousse. Height is hereditary.

15. Brothers would NEVER take baths with each other over the age of seven!

16. Ryoga is INHUMANLY strong!! Wouldn't Mousse be too if he was Ryoga's brother?!

17. Usually with brothers, one is liked by all while the other is hated. Well, Mousse and Ryoga are both very UNPOPULAR among the other Lanma characters.

18. BUT when it comes to fans, Ryoga is LURVED and Mousse is...well...not AS lurved making it IMPOSSIBLE for them to be brothers.

19. Ryoga's last name is Hibiki but Mousse's is...um...well... HAIRSPRAY!! Males don't change their last names so there's NO way that they could have the same parents!!

20. Mousse sounds like a duck when he turns into a duck whereas Ryoga just kind of sounds like...a...THING. Oh well, whatever he sounded like, it WASN'T a pig.

21. Here we go with Babe again!! The famous Babe quote: "If it's not a duck that thinks it's a rooster, it's a pig who thinks it's a dog!" Duck?! Pig?! THEY ARE SO NOT BROTHERS!!!

Okay, that's it. Now if you had ANY doubts in your mind that Mousse and Ryoga weren't brothers then we're SURE that they have pretty much vanished after reading that list. We thought so. NO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THEN YOU MUST DIE!!!

We WOULD send you to the Jyou page...but...alas. We cannot. Well, we SUPPOSE we can let you go this time...but next time, we'll have some kind of tortuous page that we will force you to go to. We guess you can go back to the main page now.

GO BACK TO THE STUFF PAGE!!!