Akane: RANMA!!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!

Lanma: Why...I'm going to the YMCA!!

Akane: Well...I'm going to the YWCA!!

Lanma: Okay...go for it Akane.

Akane: And I'm taking Shampoo, Ukyo and Kodachi!

Lanma: That's good for you. Wait...Akane can't bring some friends when I'm NOT!! So I'm going to bring Mousse, Ryoga and Kuno!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!

Akane: I bet WE'LL have more fun than you guys will ever have!!

Lanma: YOU'RE ON!! *they both run off in different directions*

LATER!!!

Ryoga: Tell me again why we're going to the YMCA with RANMA?

Kuno: This is not out of the ordinary. I come to the YMCA frequently. In fact, I am a member. However, I would prefer if I didn't have to come with Ranma of all people.

Mousse: Well...since Ranma paid and all, I decided that I will live with it because, if I had had to pay then I probably wouldn't have come.

Lanma: Come on you guys!! We have to have as much fun as possible!!

Ryoga: Hanging out with you certainly ruins the chance of ever having fun.

Lanma: No, we musn't start out on a bad note! NOW COME!! *they all go in the YMCA to see a guy dressed like an Indian at the counter*

Indian Guy: Greetings young men! Are you excited to be at the YMCA?!

Mousse: Actually, I'm not too thrilled to be here. *Lanma pushes over*

Indian Guy: GASP!! Young man! There's no need to feel down! I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground! I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town there's no need to be unhappy!!

Mousse: *amazed* How did you know I moved here from China?!

Indian Guy: I know ALL!! Now young men, there's a place you can go. I said YOUNG MEN, when you're short on your dough! You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time!

Lanma: Yeah, listen to the Indian! Come on guys, it's FUN to stay at the YMCA!!

Indian Guy: It's fun to stay at the YMCA!!

Ryoga: FINE!! We'll have fun!!

Indian Guy: Good. Now, where would you all like to go? We have everything for young men to enjoy.

Kuno: I suppose I shall just avoid Ranma.

Indian Guy: No, you can hang out with ALL the boys!! Now, my good friend Police Officer Guy shall take you where you want to go. *Indian Guy fades out and disappears*

Mousse: Okay...that was new...

Police Officer Guy: HEY GUYS!!! Welcome! It sure is fun to stay at the YMCA, don't you agree?

Lanma: It IS fun to stay at the YMCA!!

Police Officer Guy: Now, what would you like to do?

Ryoga: What do you suggest?

Police Officer Guy: Hmm...you can get yourself clean...you can have a good meal...in fact, you can do whatever you feel!

Mousse: ...Is there anything to do besides take a shower and eat?

Police Officer Guy: Yes. Young man, are you even listening to me?

Mousse: Why is everyone calling me YOUNG MAN?!

Kuno: I'm getting tired of this. I'm going to the weight room.

Police Officer Guy: I said, YOUNG MAN, what do you want to be? I said young man, you can make real your dreams but you've got to know this one thing.

Ryoga: And what would that one thing be?

Police Officer Guy: No man does it all by himself.

Mousse: This is stupid. I'm leaving. *he turns to leave but Police Officer Guy jumps in front of him*

Police Officer Guy: I said young man, put your pride on the shelf and go there to the YMCA and I'm sure they can help you today.

Mousse: First duck-boy and now young man! When will the humanity ever stop?!

Police Officer Guy: But it's FUN to stay at the YMCA!!

Kuno: He's quite right...it IS fun to stay at the YMCA.

Police Officer Guy: They have everything for young men to enjoy! You can hang out with all the boys! It's so FUN to stay at the YMCA!

Ryoga: Are you saying that it's fun to stay at the YMCA?

Police Officer Guy: It's fun to stay at the YMCA!!

Kuno: Okay, that's enough of this. Who wants to go to the weight room?

Lanma: Let's all just go! *they begin to walk off*

Police Officer Guy: Don't stop there! You can get yourself clean! You can have a good meal! And you can ALWAYS do whatever you feel! *Lanma, Ryoga, Mousse and Kuno go to the weight room and begin lifting weights and being all buff and muscler and robust*

Mousse: Well...I guess this isn't TOO bad. *suddenly, a sweaty construction worker walks up to them and watches them lift weights*

Construction Worker Guy: My my, you guys don't lift too much weight.

Lanma: What?! Who are you to just walk up and start making fun of us?!

Construction Worker Guy: *wraps his arm around Lanma* Young man, I was once in your shoes.

Kuno: What did you just say?

Construction Worker Guy: I said I was down and out with the blues.

Ryoga: Uh huh...that's very interesting.

Construction Worker Guy: I felt no man would care if I were alive. I felt the whole world was so jive.

Lanma: Look, just shut up and go away.

Construction Worker Guy: You don't want to hear the rest of my story?

Mousse: No. Not really.

Kuno: Actually, I find your story quite intriguing. Go on, friend.

Construction Worker Guy: Okay. Where was I? Oh right. That's when someone came up to me and said, "Young man, take a walk up the street. There's a place there called the YMCA. They can start you back on your way!"

Ryoga: Why does everything always come back to the YMCA?!

Mousse: Let me guess, it's fun to stay at the YMCA?

Construction Worker Guy: Yes, it IS fun to stay at the YMCA!!

Lanma: Come on, guys, let's just do something else.

Kuno: What do you suggest?

Construction Worker Guy: They have everything for young men to enjoy! You can hang out with all the boys! YMCA!!

Mousse: I suppose it is fun to stay at the YMCA.

Lanma: It IS fun to stay at the YMCA!!

Construction Worker Guy: Young man, young man. There's no need to feel down. Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground. YMCA!!

Ryoga: Why do I feel as though I'm having deja vu?

Construction Worker Guy: Just go to the YMCA!!

Mousse: But...aren't we in the YMCA already?

Kuno: Yes. And I do believe it's time we left.

Construction Worker Guy: Young man, young man, I was once in your shoes! Young man, young man, I was out with the blues! *suddenly, a Punk Guy, a Cowboy Guy, a Sailor Guy, the Indian Guy and the Police Officer Guy come out of nowhere and start dancing around*

All the Guys: YMCA!! YMCA!! YMCA!! YMCA!!

Ryoga: SHUT UP ALL READY!!! *he uses his new and improved breaking point move and blows up all the Village People. Sniff.*